What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:46

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
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A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun